Oiler Willis.

We bear a rumoured that Max Willis has the handle-raising situation well in hand. Although this pursuit is not officially mentioned in Tournament athletics, "Smad" feels it would not be doing justice to its readers to keep the latest report out of publication.

This to the effect that the Rowing team has managed to master eight handles for training purposes. The quota at the moment is being kept down to the [unclear: astonishing] low figure of two per day, but it is said that this starvation of our rowing representatives will have the effect of spurring them on in anticipation of "Mine's a long one" from early in the day till far into the night.