Did You Know—

That if all the thirsty undergraduates at Weir House were laid end to end they would reach to the Hotel St. George?

That in order to keep the Common Room properly ventilated the Common Room Committee have to pour out hot air every five minutes?

That the police are mystified over the absence of prints on the thumb and index finger of Mr. W. S. Brook?

That the engagement of Miss Z. R. M. Henderson to Mr. W. J. Mountjoy Ltd. came as a complete surprise to the College?

That Miss Shirley Marriott is practised in the art of fortune-telling?

That Prof. Mac. is a warm admirer of Burns? That Mr. F. C. Fussell, Secretary of the Board of Governors of the Reserve Bank, was editor of "Smad" in 1931, and his fiancee, Miss F. C. Plank, sub-editor in the same year?