Sayings We Expect to Hear From.

Tennis Club Secretary: "No, Mr. Treasurer, your Executive Grant is too much by 10. Perhaps the Cricket Club could do with it."

Cricket Club Secretary: "We could not accept the money. Who needs batting gloves, anyway?"

Max Riske: "I regret to say, gentlemen, that this company can pay a dividend of only 20 per cent."

Redmond Phillips: "The play we are reading this night week is worthy to be ranked with my best work."

B. A. Fortune: "Dearly beloved brethren."

Max Willis: "If I hear another word about. Cafoosalem, my lad, you start work immediately."

A. T. S. McGhie: "That may be so, your Honour."— Two hours later: "Therefore I submit that I have proved my contention that black is, and always was, white."

John Carrad: "I still maintain that Larwood was the greatest bowler of all time."

C. G. Watson: "Certainly those irresponsibles at Victoria College should be put in their place."

C.U.C. Paragraphs.

C. U. C. (NZSNS) J. G. D. Ward, President of the C. U. C. Students' Association and the N. U. S. and well known throughout New Zealand for his interest and great work in student affairs, was recently admitted to the Bar, and announces his intention of severing his official connections with University life.

C. U. C. (NZSNS) A Canterbury College student who undertook to smoke a hundred different brands of tobacco within a given period successfully completed his wager.

C. U. C. (NZSNS) A committee to arouse greater interest among students in the forthcoming Association elections has been appointed at Canterbury College.