Sayings We Expect to Hear From.

Tennis Club Secretary: "No, Mr. Treasurer, your Executive Grant is too much by 10. Perhaps the Cricket Club could do with it."

Cricket Club Secretary: "We could not accept the money. Who needs batting gloves, anyway?"

Max Riske: "I regret to say, gentlemen, that this company can pay a dividend of only 20 per cent."

Redmond Phillips: "The play we are reading this night week is worthy to be ranked with my best work."

B. A. Fortune: "Dearly beloved brethren."

Max Willis: "If I hear another word about. Cafoosalem, my lad, you start work immediately."

A. T. S. McGhie: "That may be so, your Honour."— Two hours later: "Therefore I submit that I have proved my contention that black is, and always was, white."

John Carrad: "I still maintain that Larwood was the greatest bowler of all time."

C. G. Watson: "Certainly those irresponsibles at Victoria College should be put in their place."