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Red materials cannot be bought in town, as Aileen Davidson has taken them all to bulls—pardon—Bulls.

Tony Chorlton. owing to pressure of work, will be unable to make any puns this year. He is going to make pounds instead.

Nancy Webber has become streamlined for swimming and other sports. Look at her hair, boys!

Dick Wild is going to make up his mind Once this year all by his little self. Of course he will still have to be bullied into doing things every other time.

Bob Bradshaw's and John Jerram's wives have gone West—no—South. So you have two more lads to beguile this year, girls. Kom ahp und see me sum tahme.

Weir House inmates are going to try to take an intelligent interest in debates this year. It is the duty of all students to help them in their laudable endeavour.

Charlie Plank and Another are, going to devote their Saturday afternoons to erecting the new Students' Union building on the site of the present tennis courts.

The Haeremai Club is joining up with the Evangelical Union in a last effort to keep alive. The new club will be known as the Haereangels Club.

—Jay Eness.