SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1933. Volume 4. Number 2.
No Sympathy
No Sympathy.
This one was told at the Cricket Club Smoke Concert, and will appeal to cricketers. The scene is at a small village cricket match.
Batsman (who has just been given out first ball leg before wicket).: "'Ow the blazes am I out, Umpire ?"
Old Scotch Umpire (shortly): "For the whole —— afternoon."