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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1932. Volume 3. Number 6.
Let Us Help You ! — "Smad's" Special Service
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Let Us Help You !
"Smad's" Special Service
Pertinent Problem.
"Whizz-Bang" writes: "What should I do if I have a flat tyre on a lonely country road?"
Answer:—Make him walk home.
A Bookish Query.
"Literary" asks me: "Do still waters run deep ?"
Answer:—Do they have water in stills?
Saturday Night.
"Washed-Up" complains:—"There are seven in our family, and only one bathroom. How can we avoid crowding on Saturday nights?"
Answer—Easy. How about allowing only one in at a time.
Artistic Worries.
"Saddened" writes: "I am an artist, and my wife objects to me going out, doing paintings of other models. What should I do?
Answer.:—Stay at home and do home work.