At the Plunket Medal Contest.

Small Boy: "Please, can I have a programme?"

Doorkeeper: "Certainly, here you are."

S.B.: "Please, how much are they?"

D.: "Oh, these are free."

S.B.: "Then, please, can I have three?"

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First Woman Student: He isn't the kind of man I'd care to meet in the dark.

Second ditto: Yes! The dark is so handicapping.

Come and see the 'Varsity ballets.