"We're the Boys."

Dear "Smad,"—

I have neither desire no intention of entering into a protracted argument with Mr. East as to the present methods of running the Haeremai Club. I regret that I am not in a position to advise him of the means by which pies were once heated, but I know that they were. Perhaps an inquiry by the Committee from erstwhile cooks might be of use. Apart from this, however, there still remains the question of bow ties. This was the distinctive mark of the Club, and one the revival of which would not be unwelcome. If the Committee are not prepared to assume the characteristics of the Club, then I say don't blindly refer to them in the Club song. There is no need to endeavour to teach a new song—merely cut out the obviously inappropriate part of the present one. Enough