Aileen on the War Path.

Dear "Smad,"—

The Committee of the Women's' Club wish to voice a protest. After toil and unlimited trouble the hard-working Committee furnished the Common Room like new, and then after a stern fight wrested a cheque for half the expenses from the tight-fisted fathers of our University.

Now to our astonishment and dismay, we discover that a horde of vandals have invaded this redecorated room, the apple of our eye. We suspect the S.C.M. These violators of all decency and order have ignored the ash trays and the snowy dustbin; placed their feel on the radiators, and sullied the purity of the wall-paper—even "Elnora" is not safe from chocolate papers.

Though no stickers for tidiness, vet the Committee implore the women students as a whole—we refrain from unduly stigmatising the S.C.M. and the Science Society—not only to use the dustbin and ashtrays, but to refrain from placing their unhallowed hoofs on the wallpaper. We especially desire to protect the weak, viz., "Elnora."