A Test of Sobriety.

How's this—it was heard after the Tournament Ball:—

"Youre tight!"

"Sezh-hic-you!"

"Well, see if you can say Are you copper-bottoming the boat. No Mum, I'm aluminiuming it.'"

"Are you-hic - No Mum I'm aluminu - minu - hic - minu—mumming it."

"Boy, you're tight!"