SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1931. Volume 2. Number 4.
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Are the perpendicular stripes in Mr. Munro's new suit a form of camouflage?
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"French names of towns don't have an article unless they do—do they? I mean you leave it out unless it's put in—dont you?—well—um—it's obvious."
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We wish to deny the rumour that Mr. A. F. T. Chorlton intends giving his Plunket Medal address in costume. It is to be on Te Rauparaha.
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The S.C.M. wishes us to deny a rumour that there is a movement on foot amongst their ranks to change the title of vice-president to virtue-president.