Inter-'Varsity Debate

Mr. Pfaff: Nowadays people are born with a motor-car in their mouths.

Voice from the Unknown: What a gag!

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There are fellows who'd laugh
At a reference to Pfaff.
There are some who would scoff
If you changed it to Pfaff.
When you dine in the caf'
And your friend mentions Pfaff,
Just remark with a sniff,
"I am told that it's Pfaff."?

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