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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1931. Volume 2. Number 3.

Some Suggested Epitaphs

page 12

Some Suggested Epitaphs

A. E. H—BL—Y

A lone soul waits at Heaven's Pearly Gates,
And sighing, lingers—moaning softly—waits!
Though A.E.H.'s 'midst the saved all right,
None other of the S.C.M.'s in sight!

R. J. L—RK—N

Said Satan to our Reg.: "Come, enter Hell!
You played in the 'Xtrav. for two whole nights—
And took in it the leading part as well?
You're just the man for torturing damned Sprites."

W. J. M—NTJ—Y, Jnr.

A Junior Satan greets the King of Hell,
And to His Majesty says, "Well!
Behold me now, the great Mountjoy!
For yours, is't gum you use—or gloy?"

G. R. CR—SSL—Y

Here lies a great Mover of Motions
(If not motions—well, funny suggestions.)
Here rests some extraordinary notions
(If not notions—well—Crossleian questions.)