Across the Cafeteria Table.

It has been rumoured (unofficially) that several members of the Exec, intend to spend next week-end at their homes.

Miss Katie C. Birnie is announced as the star lecturer at the coming Literary Festival. Her subject will be, "Was Burns Chaucer?"

Grace Stanley, Katherine Hoby and Mildred Huggins continue to hold their delightful little romping parties daily. For those who enjoy a diversion to the careless rapture of childhood we strongly recommend a visit to the Women's Common Room in the lunch-hour.

Following innumerable inquiries, Mr. Riske (this season's Society Lion) has begged us to announce that he is quite definitely booked up for both morning and afternoon tea in the Science Wing for this year. Laboratories desiring his society for next year are advised to see him immediately.

We regret to announce that, owing to unforseen complications, Dorothy Martyn-Roberts has been reluctantly compelled to sever her brief yet none the less cyclonic engagement to Mr. Bishop. Miss Roberts is undecided as to which of the other two engagements she will also cancel. Another announcement is pending.

The fact that Ola Neilsen has been heard confessing at regular intervals lately her inability to resist the generous coiffure adopted by Messrs. Reardon and Riske has mercifully not yet reached the ears of these gentlemen.