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SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1930. Volume 1. Number 2.
Letters to the Editor
Letters to the Editor
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Dear Sir,—The following Students' Association activities are recorded:—
| (1) | The College Council have declined to permit the raising of the Students' Association levy at present. |
| (2) | Permission has been granted for the use by the College of Electors of the Council room. |
| (3) | The Professorial Board declined to permit student representation on that Board when the Rhodes Scholarship nominations were being considered. |
| (4) | The Professorial Board has been requested to revive the welcome to new students which has not been held for some years. |
| (5) | Permission has been granted, subject to certain conditions, for the furniture from the men's common room to be used on the occasion of big dances. |
| (6) | The Executive have recommended to the other three colleges that the activities of the N.U.S. should be limited to external activities, and that a new organisation, provisionally called "The New Zealand Students' Association," be formed to govern internal affairs. |
| (7) | The glassing-in of the gymnasium balcony and alterations to the kitchen are under way. |
| (8) | The Executive have decided to issue "blue" certificates for "blues" gained prior to 1929. These may be obtained at a cost of one shilling per certificate, by making written application to the Secretary of the Students' Association, giving sport and date of award. |
C. S. Plank,
Hon. Secretary, V.U.C.S.A.Dear Sir,—
Your staff displays admirable college spirit in its choice of a coloured cover for the official organ of the Society of Victorian Bean Spillers.
The presence of the scintillating green of the last issue would surely have cheered the feelings of all wild Irishmen, Springboks, American drought sufferers, and loyal students of Wikitoria.
However, I venture to suggest the use of a more sombre shade for the outside wrapper of the next issue. As your fashion critic must know, black is to be the favourite spring colour for Westport coal, dark nights, boot polish and police vans.
We have had a Black Budget. Why not a Black "Smad"?
My chief reason, however, for suggesting the use of this shade is, Mr. Editor, that then, and only then, would the paper look remarkably like the so-called notebooks in which students make sketches or write limericks during lecture hours.
At the present time, many of our more virtuous fellows say that even now the sight of green peas serves but to remind them of the irate glances of distracted lecturers during the hours that immediately followed the appearance of the last "Smad."
However, if the suggestion made above is con-sidered, these conscience-stricken individuals could then read their copies in peace instead of furtively endeavouring to hide that disturbing green from the eyes of the professors, of which statistics unfor-tunately prove, that 4 per cent, only suffer from red-green blindness.
With fervent hopes of seeing the next number tastefully shrouded in black crepe and containing a souvenir photo of the Black Abbot and a free gift packet of black-balls.—I am, etc.,
"The Man in the Seat."
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