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Answers To Correspondents

P. B. B—d: (1) We admire your little financial scheme immenselyStill the Cricket Club is not the only deserving cause, you know; what about a Relief Fund for Decayed Profs? Or a pension for James Brook? (2) Dear, dear, my boy! Do you mean to say you actually used language like that at the Front? Shame on you!

M. C. G—b: That's right! Stand no nonsense from these Librarians! Put your foot down with a loud crash, stare them steadily in the eye, and watch them wilt! You have our admiration.

L. A. T—y: (1) Yes, we agree with you that the idea of the Tournament is primarily to enable the delegates to have a good time. The Tennis Club has recognised this for some years past. (2) Certainly it was unfortunate, but the students always have been rather irresponsible at elections. That proverb you quoted about the prophet was very apt.

S. G—d—11: Yes, that is undoubtedly the way to put a Prof, in his place. It seems to us though, that the danger is that he will forget about it before you do.

J. T—tt-rs—l: Not at all. We like to see a man with an opinion of his own about his appearance. We must arrange for you to meet J. T. M-C—w.

F. H. H—gh: How about the poultry farm now? The cackling seems to be catching, but it is "cluck" not "clique." Don't blaze 'er abroad.

J. Mltzr: So the fur did get sewn on! Some people arc more polite than they sound.

E. H. R-b-ns-n: There are 2 sides to every question —even matrimony!

Found: Near W. S. H—st—1, several reputations. Apply "Donbank."