§9, Of the Disposal of the Old Library.

We have received several reports as to the disposal of the Old Library. It is said: (1) That it is to be turned into a Private Bar and Community Club de luxe for professors and graduates, where in Teddy L—may hide his sorrows; in this case it will still be under the charge of the Rev. B. H. Ward, B.A. (Lond.), as chief bartender. (2) That it is to be the headquarters of a new detective agency under the control of the Minister of Education. The convenience of this is obvious, as it will be possible to despatch highly qualified sleuths to any part of the building at the shortest notice. It is anticipated that it will be the means of securing the Minister many more'convictions than has hitherto been possible. (3) That it is to be turned into a luxurious suite of offices for "The Spike."— Time alone will show which of these surmises is' correct.