The Spike: or, Victoria University College Review, June 1922
§2. How to reach the New Library
§2. How to reach the New Library.
Proceed upstairs to the first floor, turn smartly to the left, avoid punning into Prof. Mac, continue at a good pace straight ahead, gradually gathering speed until you arrive at a pair of handsome glass doors; dash through them and shout at the top of your voice: "Is this the New Library?" On being informed that it is, go for your life.