Re Ward.

Lost.—A Skull Cap. Apply to Rev. Martin-Luther-Smith, College Library.

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Wanted: A Second-hand Dress Suit, for elderly duchesse. …,

"Evening Post."

Still another sex problem !

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Wanted Known: "Monro Doc(g)trine." No dogs shall be allowed in the lecture-room.

(Dachshund uber fox-terrier.)

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For Sale: A Second-hand Girl's Overcoat. Apply—, "Evening Post."

Poor girl ! One of J. E. B.'s old friends, we expect.

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Lady Clarke divorced her husband. Sir Rupert Clarke, in Melbourne decently.

Just what a lady would do !

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440 Yards Championship: W. Candy (Wellington), 1; A. Doel (Auckland), 2; M. Grierson (Auckland), 3. Won by five years. Time, 52 2-5 sec.

We wonder if the second man could race the new wing.

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The retiring Mayor (Mr. W. H. Jackson) probably feels that he cannot do justice by his position as headwaster of the District High School while occupying the position of Chief Magistrate.

Surely a case for impeachment (of waste)!

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