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Answers. to. Correspondents.

"P-of. G-r-o-w."—Afraid we cannot help you if you are still uncertain after perusing sixty-two volumes, whether a man of straw is a more weighty consideration in the scales of justice than a man of powder and shot.

"B-y M-y."—We know of no work on "Economics of the Scriptures." Shakespeare may help you with pertinent tags for economics, as "This sudden making of Christians will raise the price of pork."

"J. R. B——n."—We believe the world is now ripe for your publication, "Charles Chaplin and His Relation to Classical Comedy."

"P. M—n S—it—"—Have no quotations for skull caps, but will undertake to install a double chair behind the rostrum at a reasonable rate.

"T——y H—nt—r."—We are disappointed in your candidature. We hoped your platform would include a new wing before 1925. Let's have a revolution!

"J. S. Ten—t."—You are right. It ought to be stopped. The present fashion in skirts makes climbing of fire-escapes far too easy.

"D. R. Woo—."—We have watched your recent movements with grave alarm. See K. C. Braddock, "The Physical Concomitants of Falling in Love," Library Extension.