The Pamphlet Collection of Sir Robert Stout: Volume 87
Me Pals an' Me
Me Pals an' Me.
July 11th, 1878.
To spile our noble mission,
The dirty Opposition,
Those frinds av Abolition
Declare we can't agree.
They sware we're not decided,
Begog, I can't abide it),
Our Cabinet's divided,
Betchune me pals an' me.
This mane an' dirty faction Have dhruv me to disthraction;
A Ministhry of action,
Ipon me word, are we.
Before, ye have been vassals,
But now we'll give ye castles,
Ye'll faiste all night in wassails,
Jist like me pals an' me.
Sure Mac In language glowin'
Wid milk an' honey flowin'
(Faix he's the boy for blowin')
Has sworn we must be free
From furrin yoke av Saxon,
Our ground they shan't be taxin'
We'll rive ye land for axin',
Me dacint pals an' me.
Wid vile abusive capers,
Those dirty rags o' papers
Expose our jobs, be jabers,
But faix we'll let 'em see
Whilst we're in the ascindint, Dimocracy resplindent,
(Av coorse there's lots o' wind in't)
Betchune me pals an' me.
Be gog, it's quite divartin',
(Me eye an' Betty Martin)
I tell ye thruth for sartin—
Sure Progress is our plea.
We'll promise dainty dishes,
An' do the people's wishes,
An' share the loaves an' fishes
Betchune me pals an' me.
Paddy Murphy,