The Pamphlet Collection of Sir Robert Stout: Volume 45
Good Advice
Good Advice.
Artemus Ward once, during a journey across the plains, offered a stage- driver a drink from his flask, which he ret used in most decided terms. Said the driver: "I don't drink. I won't drink. I am of the opinion of these mountains—keep your top cool. They've got snow, and I've got brains; that's all the difference." There is a wealth of wisdom in the sententious remark—"Keep your top cool."
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