More Silliness

J.C. Grope has not been clear on one point, that being, that Jesus was a sheep, and presumably God is too, but many of his genuine followers are, in fact, gazelles. While sheep are undeniably worthy of demi-god status, it is the gazelle which is the epitome of grace, meekness and physical perfection and is therefore more likely to attain a prominent position in the Heavenly hierarchy.