A Word from the Boss

Her Majesty Queen Victoria University of Wellington.

We command all our loyal subject students to attend to such matters of state as have been identified in the adjoining [unclear: dection].

It is our wish that we shall be able to observe the livliest capping seen in our colonies for some millenia.

We are concerned that it be understood that all students are to present themselves at the Strauss Capping Week Ball, and not only those of our subjects that that are unfortunate enough to being themselves capped in this the 135th year of our reign.

It is imperitive that our people do participate in all events where the Austrian threat is present.

It must be noted that such occurences that we are thinking of include a drinking horn, SASRAC, Treasure Hunt, The Battle at the City Library, Films, Revue, The Festival of Bad Taste — to mention but a few.

Our deepest consternation must be expressed at the staging of an Austro-Hungarian Capping Ball on ANZAC Day of all days that the empire remembers.

We intend to undergo a face change at our raft race on Friday, and to parade in a Coronation Celebration through the establishments of Wellington to finish at our students' hotel (the Barretts of course).

We finish, challenging our students to participate in this years capping.

Victoria R.

Stunts must be registered with the Students' Association office before being undertaken.

Objects being entered in the treasure hunt, and festival of bad taste must be registered with the Students' Association Office. Register your raft with the Students' Association today.