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Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 41 No. 18. July 24 1978

Radio Active Jocks Cock it up

Radio Active Jocks Cock it up

Dear Oracle,

I'm writing to complain about the French Department's annual "Bal Musette" on Saturday 15th. Not only did it cost $3.50 to be admitted but once in, we found to our horror, that we had to Pay for our drinks after getting a few glasses of wine or beer by having our tickets dismembered.

In years past this event has been one of the highlights of an otherwise pathetic social calender, with a good time to be had by all. This year we were treated to a Radio Active disco, with un-doubtedly the worst Dee Jay I have ever been subjected to, stale chips, smelly cheese and more lunatics, than even Lake Alice could boast.

If I had wanted to fork out three and a half dollars to drink some wine, listen to the incoherent ran tings and ravings of a Radio Active jock, with an IQ of ten, and to be physically assaulted by a little man with a silly hat who kept claiming to be Roman Polanski, I should not have been disappointed. As it is, I must rest content at having financed in part, the annual French Department's expedition to the Club Mediterannee

To all those wise and far-sighted individuals who managed to avoid this cultural experience, my hearty congratulations, and finally, to all those culture vultures who are contemplating an evening of refined, sophisticated and intelligent banter, forget it, save your bursary money for the Barretts.

Au Re voir, Madame de Stale,

Hugo Victa.