Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 41 No. 8. April 17 1978
Dear Pierre,
Do not be ashamed! Your problem is more common than you think. In fact the Colsey Report estimated that 70% of adults are affected by this at one time or another. Warts are an infection that are best cured by lots of fresh air. Remember bums are beautiful!
With regard you your second enquiry, may I suggest you try Lifeperson soap.
Yours in perversion,
Colin.