Andrew Swann

SRC Coordinator; that's a bit of a mouthful to say, yet an impressive enough title to excite me into running for the honour of being that person. Possessing a sound sound mind and good all-round athletic ability I feel that I'm not too physically defective for the role.

However, getting into the guts of this semi-stylistic prose, I see the SRC Coordinator's position as dual-purposed. Firstly, someone has to be delegated the responsibility of running around admonishing the naughty little SRC Reps who fail to attend their meetings.

More importantly, to encourage students to come and participate in SRC, thereby developing policies representative of the general thinking of the majority of the blank-minded mass. (What does "blank" mean? A tricky question dummies. Go to SRC and find out.)

Incidentally, I have no political affiliations and am not a Pom or a subversive.