Jenny Greig

The invitation to candidates for the position of SRC Coordinator to submit their election manifesto left me a little baffled. What Manifesto???

I considered plagiarising the major political parties but abandoned that after page one .... too boring.

Essentially the coordinating position does not call for a hard line but rather an ability to draw things together and report back. This I believe I could do extremely well, because of my natural curiosity and a real desire to know what the hell is going on. . . Reporting back? That's no sweat. I've never kept a secret yet.

I can assure my voters that they will be well represented. On this campus there are some workers, I am not one of them, but I'm bossy enough to oversee those you have already elected. A vote for Jenny Greig is a vote for honest SRC .... or is that too pretentious???