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Salient. Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 41 No. 3. March 13 1978

Conned 'em all

page 20

Conned 'em all

Dear Simple Simon,

Ever since we arrived at this university, my friends and I have been wondering what that funny machine is, next to the photostating machine in the foyer of the Union Building.

Well last weekend we found a simply super use for them. We managed to squeeze our pet hamster, Henry, into one, and he uses it as a wet suit.

So, for all you owners of aquatic hamsters, go to it. Oh, by the way, a word of caution. We have found you can only use them once. Thank-you SRC, on behalf of Henry and all the other hamsters for the most useful thing you've ever done — I bet it was John Heb's idea.

Lots of love,

John,

Dog,

Paul

and

Kojak