This letter is not written by a Malaysian and has no connection whatsoever with M.S.A., M.S.S.A., N.O.S.A.C, P.S.I.S., B.C.N.Z., N.Z.P.O. or Dominion Breweries. The influence of the frozen pork pie! This letter is about that and is addressed to those concerned about this i.e. that where that refers to that which has been afore-mentioned in this, the 5th (fifth) letter from him, where him is he that (that word again) who wrote this (this word again too) letter being about that. Yeah that too! This message was brought to you on behalf of the labour party as a community service, really it (new word) is from the community for the protection of society against certain warped, twisted and downright nasty individuals who shall remain nameless.

I and myself agree whole heartedly with the statement of Nigel (Nancy) Barnaby (Mrs) DSC OBE BSC (failed) that Roger Ramjet is just super. (Nice one Andy). You might ask (then again you might not) what has this (this) got to do with a frozen pork pie? Bugger all 'cause it has meanwhile thawed out. See, we can waste time too you know, but we were smart and nobody realised they were watting their time reaching this literary masterpiece.