And now for Something Completely Different.

On behalf of the South Hampshire Institute of Technology, I would like to criticise Wing Commander Nigel Barnaby (Mrs) about assuming that Salient newsprint is an ideal aerodynamic performer.

Okay the general morale of a tedious lecture is raised by the flight of a 'Salient 'dart but far from astonishing people by 'gliding majestically' through the air. In fact, the sight of a grubby sheet of paper dramatically stall, flutter for a few moments like a constipated pidgeon, and plummet vertically downwards is what makes people laugh and therefore alleviate the boredom of the lecture.

I sugget that the performance of a Salient Dart would be dramatically increased by decreasing the weight of the bullshit inside.