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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 14. June 13 1977

Fools on the Hill

Fools on the Hill

Tell me David,

How could so many warped wankers, perverts and cretins be crowded into one establishment like Weir House without coming under the control of the Mental Health Act 1969? In my nominal years at this crystal University I have never encountered such a form of animal that is more degrading than the syphillis-ridden, pot gutted, cauliflower eared primates that roam the Chunder-coated hall ways of the hole on the hill, the Cistern in the Sky.

It seems our once tranquil society is no longer safe from such malignant personality disorders as the 'Boys' possess. They crash any party, bible class or orgy in town, ravish anything that is decent, and rip off any item thay can lay their poxy little appendages on. Look!, I've got nothing against Pissups, rugby, rooting or "Rice-eaters" but these fuckwits give everything they associate with a smell worse than a Vivian Street Brothel

Weir have all our screw pills and standards gone?

— Tell me David.

Thankyou for your patience, can I call you Dave?

Yours clingingly

Brian Condom, My Brain Hurts!

P.S. If you don't publish this Literary Masterpiece. I'll burn your Union Building down together with all your socialists, Hart wankers, Lusty Lindy and abortionist Felines and I'll tell My Mum!!!

P.P.S. Thanks — could you also include my P.S. if you decide to print this obscentiy.