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Salient. Victoria University Students' Newspaper. Volume 39, Number 25. October 4, 1976

Afterwards

Afterwards

Boast about how easy the paper was. Let your rivals know that you had prepared for all questions so well that you could not decide which to answer. Don't suffer from false modesty. Tell them all what great chances you have. But be careful that you don't talk about what you wrote. Hear the answers other people have given, then wax sarcastic, and tell them how wrong they were. In this way you will be able to conceal your own ignorance.

Finally, and by this time all your scruples will have gone by the board, you must tell as many people as you can the wrong date for the next paper.

All photographs in this issue, including the cover, were taken by Kevin Swann.