The All New Salient Notes

John Ryall edited this edition of Salient. This may surprise some people - that he has managed this herculean task with a troop of infidelie non-entitics, alias the S.S.P. We are not the knights who say nee.

Pat Starkey typed this edition of Salient. This surprises many of the Salient staff as they cannot believe how anyone could type such a load of boring shit each week.

The two L's aided and abetted the formerly mentioned persons in their attempted to produce such an ultra-leftist publication. Both Gerard Couper and Wier House convict. Bob Drummond, were believed to be in the vicinity of the infrastructure of the paper and were vigourously and rigourously analysing not only the ideologicall and political levels, but also Martin and Eugene Doyle.

Political opportunist and SRC ejaculator Mark Sainsbury (who also signs the Salient staff cheques so I shall halt the deformation) denies any connection to John Henderson who has burst into the printed word this week in both the letters page and the Hart reporting page, although the appearance of the latter on Monday is in some doubt for reasons of public decency.

The bright red hair of both Leigh Thomspon and Sunlight Mart (lately known to have changed his name to Anthony Ward) contrast with the political level of Nell Gray. Tired and true Bruce Robinson denise it all.

Barbara McElwee, Rachel Scott and Anne O'Dwyer have walked into the office in the last few days which qualified them for a place in these esteemed columns and a place on the Sis files into the bargain.

Lionel Klee as the 'image on page' expert. Gyles Beckford deserves special note for an SRC chairperson performance extrodinasire, especially in his repression of unruly elements in the form of David Murray and other anarcho-syndicalist leaders. For his over determinant role in the centre fold we must thank Terry Auld. Etienne Balibar and Louis Althussar.

Thanks too to the silent [unclear: stripper] and proofer, often known as James Robb. All anti-harold Hedd persons have Mike Stephens to thank for his interpretation of the mass line on comix.

That's it for this week. Remember folks just 2 Salients to go after this one.

p.s. Someone told me that not only has Rose Desmond lacked self criticism in her unrevolutionary habits, but she was seen performing the same in a Non-Smoking Zone.