A Lone Protester

As an apathetic pro-semite, middle-of-the-road heterosexual I have been under considerable pressure in maintaining my intellectual freedom at this university over the last 3 years.

Aware of my obvious impotence as a one man pressure group I have let the tides of liberalism and communism rush back and forth about me. With the patience of Job have I watched the SRC travel in ever decreasing circles.

But this time they have gone too far.

I hereby give Public Notice of my intent to smoke cigars and/or cigarettes in the "public parts" of the Union Building, and my further intent to maime, injure or handicap any smug jumped up little bastard who attempts (physically) to ban, hinder or curtail this most cherished of my social activities.