Bristow Proletarianised

The white-collar 'Bristow' will remain 'to expose the alientation of proletarianised intellectual labour', while the 'Wizard of Id' will be altered to expose the true role of the rising peasant classes in the struggle with their feudal overlords.

The daily horoscope column will be scrapped as a supersticious piece of nonsense, and replaced with the world's first class horoscope that will go something like this: