For the Enlightenment of Students

As fee paying members of the student union we feel that a greater proportion of our funds should be spent on the students of this university rather than the unproductive support of undernourished dissidents. We as representatives of serious conservative students reserve the right to use a proportion of our funds for entertainment purposes necessary for the maintenance of our public awareness. We request that our "elected representatives" install for the benefit and enlightenment of all students that magnificent monument to capitalist technology a colour television. Adequate viewing facilities should be provided for this purpose.

We await eagerly the provision of this small but significant contribution to the cultural well being of the students of this university.