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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume 36, Number 16. 12th July 1973
Trots a la Carte
Trots a la Carte
Dear Sir,
I just had to write to you to tell you about a fabulous dish which comes in handy when you want to piss someone off, the dish is called "Trots a la Carte" and to those who don't read or contribute to toilet walls it is commonly termed shit.
Here's the recipe:
| 1) | Go down Willis Street on Friday night with a sack and bag a few young Trots. If they struggle bop them over the head with a pick axe. |
| 2) | Go home and empty them into a large bowl. Remember to remove their badges in order to get a refund. Then (shit) stir them for two hours until they're foaming at the mouth. |
| 3) | Add untold raspberries. |
| 4) | Toss in a couple of Socialist Action toilet paper issue to add bad flavour and add a pinch of insult. |
| 5) | Let them settle for five minutes. If they refuse to, throw darts at them. |
| 6) | Dish out the crap on rubbish tin lids. You'll find you can't stomach it so flush them down the toilet. |
Yours chunderously
Dally.