Parking Policy

I have a complaint. It may seem a dumb one but what with exams and all that shit approaching, complaining and raving on is my safety valve.

Now, let's get down to it! Who is the fuck-wit who came to varsity by boat?Why is the "Reo Moana II" berthed outside the Hunter Building?Why do I get threats, abuse and warnings when I park my car in front of Hunter?

Those fucking pricks scream about a lack of parking space so fuck off you students but make way for my, boat!

O.K. So maybe he/she/it got permission to berth his boat there. Fine; pass the bloody buck. So who's the fucked-up no-wit who gave him permission?

You bastards! Get off your fat arses and move that pharking boat because this is one complaint that I've got a solution for.

Papa Reo Moana