Libra.

This will be the happiest time of your life. You will be sent down from Uni. and be unable to gain work. Take the opportunity to do a spot of fishing on the Mediterranean.

Your horoscope is good for fishing and you will certainly catch at least a 10,000 pounder.

Be sure to watch today's midday movie. Stock up on Beer and vaginal deoderant. If it's gone midday already, read the rest of Salient., and demonstrate against the Vice Chancellor.

Eat 7 sausages tomorrow and 1 egg.