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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Vol 35 no. 8. 27 April 1972

Cancer

Cancer.

Gasoline prices and availability will be excellent. Take the opportunity to stockpile on Molotov Cocktails. If you've made 30,000 by the next issue of Salient, there is a high probability of a trip to Ireland. Be prepared to make money and sleep with Bernadette Devlin.

Tomorrow you stumble on an undiscovered coital technique. Be sure your partner is a Doctor or a Red Cross Nurse, Alternatively, head for the nearest sheep station. May 3rd is a good time to become a wool classer.