Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Vol 35 no. 8. 27 April 1972
Taurus
Taurus.
Your long lost sailor uncle returns to the family circle. Avoid him at all costs and run away to sea. Alternatively, join the Labour Party, as your prospects of gaining a parliamentary seat are quite high.
If planning suicide, your best hope of not succeeding is on the 22nd of May. Your best bet is to purchase a cockatoo or play plenty of cricket.
You will be discovered by an aristocrat frog tomorrow who, with one kiss, will turn you into a prince/princess.