Aquarius.

The next fortnight will be lousy — except for the 7th of May. If you're a Catholic, he Chi Minh will appear to you in a vision. Offer him some Benson & Hedges, as North Vietnamese cigarettes are terrible.

Be sure to have your camera on hand. Your light meter will not work.

If you're a woman, you will invariably fall pregnant two days later. The future appears lousy, but tread carefully. Avoid the Phantom at all costs.