This page was conceived out of sudden realization (followed by much observation) that men are somewhat lacking the true qualities of modern life. The function of this page is to educate the male in facets of life which have been denied him totally.

Why should a person miss out on some of the most fascinating aspects of living in our time just because of his sex?

The cultural aura which surrounds women, as epitomized in those delightful women's magazines, will be shattered in this page and males will be allowed to share and participate in stimuli which is guaranteed to enrich.

To Catch a Woman.

Go for a walk, naked, in the light of the moon, in a flower garden, and cast behind you as you go handfuls of rose-petals. You will attract the lover you want.

To Keep Her.

Enter a church and light a votive candle to the Virgin Mary / Immaculate and Joseph. Then whisper:

Dear Mother Mary (Father Joseph).

smile on me.
Keep my love true to me,
I want (speak her name)
With all my heart
And from her never to depart,

Dear Father Joseph (Mother Mary) grant this me.

Take some of your own nailclippings and some of hers, and burn them together at midnight. (Apply proper projection and concentration while doing the burning.)