Aw Shucks!

"I can't get any sports coverage in Salient."

"There's only one thing open for you to do. We as the Exec can't do anything so what you must do is have an SGM because they passed a motion earlier in the year saying that more consideration must be given to sport."

"Well, last week I couldn't get Miniature Rifles results in."

'"Oh well, the only thing is a motion of no confidence in the Editor."

"Ah, but that will put us in the pooh because we haven't got another editor."

"Don't worry about that-we'll get somebody."