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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume 33, No. 6 6 May 1970
The Mickey Mouse Pansexuality Inquisition
The Mickey Mouse Pansexuality Inquisition
Instructions
If you agree with the statement, circle T if you disagree, circle F. Return completed forms to the Men's Vice-President.
| 1. As an infant, I had very few hobbies. | T | F |
| 2. I have never had a bowel movement. | T | F |
| 3. Spinach makes me feel isolated. | T | F |
| 4. When I was a child I used to tease vegetables. | T | F |
| 5. I would enjoy the work of a chiken-flicker. | T | F |
| 6. I have an uncontrollable urge to fondle other people's teeth. | T | F |
| 7. When I look down from a high place I want to spit. | T | F |
| 8. I use shoe polish to excess. | T | F |
| 9. When I was a child I was an imaginary playmate. | T | F |
| 10. I like to stay in the bath until I look like a raisin. | T | F |
Interpretation of scores
Score one point for each statement agreed with.
| Score 9-10 | Acquiescent; severely adjusted. |
| Score 6-8 | Prescribe cranial diathermy. |
| Score 3-5 | Evidences deep-seated denial of reality; defence mechanisms repressing self-expression; libido super-charged. |
| Score 1-2 | Neurotic; agnostic; stands for the Queen. |
| Score 0 | Can he read? |
(Adapted from Nexus)