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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume 33, No. 5 22 April 1970

Cleanser

Cleanser

What does it mean for the future, this deep-seated hold-it-in ethos? Will New Zealand be able to resist the encroaching influence of the product-packed-wired and volted Anglo-American society, where as we know the defecation habits have already become so neurotic and gross. Tourism should get on to it, and place the following song in all "Visit New Zealand" adverts:

O give me a home
Where the buffalo roam
And a piss is as free as the breeze
Where the air is still clean
And the people are keen
And you can take a shit where you please.

Such promotion would launch a tourist revolution and the immigration trends would reverse overnight. New Zealand would become a cynosure among nations and enjoy permanent prosperity.

I thank you with tears in my eyes.

I thank you with tears in my eyes.

Jonathan Fox.

Nicola . . . Salient's nominee for Miss Victoria.

Nicola . . . Salient's nominee for Miss Victoria.

John Eastcott