Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume 33, No. 1 18 February 1970
[Introduction]
First year students who follow the simple rules below will have a great time at university, graduate with ease, get a job with an insurance company or become Lady Mayoress of Masterton, breed middle-class, middle-brow and middle-aged children, and otherwise contribute to the creation of a better Neuter Zygote: