Stink Respectfully Yours

Sir—Your newspaper stinks! Any publication that prints the sort of shit that I have been sending in to Grapevine is unworthy of the paper on which it is printed. I suggest that the paper be cut into a suitable size and distributed free to all student flats and hostels. The would constitute a far more worthy end for the unlucky paper on which you publish the crap you present us with. It would also be a means of getting value for the $1 you get out of our Students Assn. every year.